true american literature by lcke

jef the shitbag

the dude jef the shitbag, moved to a new shitville and got fockin gutthurt at his mom when she was like LETS GO TO THE FUKKEN PARTEE and he was like NOOOOOO so she was like FOKKYOUJRFF and jef raged away / the next day some total asshol kids were lyk YO NIGGA WERE ALL YOUR MONEY AT and jef was like FUCK OOOOOOFFFF so they were like NYGGA WE GONA RAPE U WIT A COLD NIFE and jef was like ILL FOKKIN PAWNCH YOUR DIK IN and radny was like OH HAWL IT BE OWWNMNNN and jef fuked dem up den looooooooo gat sended to juvvy and jef was all like FUK U MAWM IMMA GO CRY LIK A BIÇH and den he wented to da par t and shat lutl kids in tha mauf wit and them them tha totally buthurt shitlodrs showad up and dide by dieing and jef was on tfieres and was hurted and was mean and kilded all the duds

The new Mark Twain